Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.
Calvin and Hobbes forever! :DYou forgot this one XD
just imagine this is actually Daspletosaurus or something
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
I think I reblog this every time it’s on my dash…
white girl wasted