My tumblr is disguised…

…as a responsible blog that puts on airs and shows intelligence…

Then you see a naked dude!!!! >)

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The Beard at 3 weeks. I’m not so sure about this…

I’m growing a beard. We’ll see how long this lasts, however, because I usually end up shaving it off after 2 weeks. I’ll try to see how long I can make it last. {

I’m growing a beard. We’ll see how long this lasts, however, because I usually end up shaving it off after 2 weeks. I’ll try to see how long I can make it last.

This is me at 3 years old with my mom at the Cigar Store “Indian” in Frontierland at WDW Magic Kingdom - 1979 {

This is me at 3 years old with my mom at the Cigar Store “Indian” in Frontierland at WDW Magic Kingdom - 1979

Why was I so sad? {

Why was I so sad?

Good food, good weed…

…and some great sex! Thank u, mi amor!

i was drunk {

i was drunk

I love the beach. GPOY {

I love the beach. GPOY

Enjoying the Florida heat. I need to work on my farmer’s tan! GPOY {

Enjoying the Florida heat. I need to work on my farmer’s tan! GPOY

So…who get’s shitfaced drunk…

…eats a full plate of delicious dinner lovingly prepared by their boyfriend…then passes out for 2 hrs on his bed? Yeah…THIS guy.

DOH! Sorry, mi amor. I was hardly romantical tonight. I’ll make it up to you.

Recommendation…

If you decide to follow me, I suggest you at least check out the first 3 pages of my Tumblr. If you DO follow me (Thank YOU, btw), please don’t get bent out of shape because not every single post is from “Legend of Zelda”, or “Harry Potter”, or some bullshit song that’s also currently playing on the radio every 5 minutes. And PLEASE don’t send me stupid ass anonymous asks/messages complaining about it cuz ur offended. What the fuck ever…fucking High School around here.

To my long time followers…thanks for sticking with me…u know I post random stuff. I’m diverse…I have eclectic tastes…I post in hopes that one of them will resonate with you and you like it or reblog it. That’s Tumblr. I stopped trying to please everyone a long time ago…I ain’t about to start again.

Thanks for listening…and for the haterz who send dumbass Anonymous asks…

I seriously think I’m running a theme of pics where I’m drinking from a straw… #GPOY {

I seriously think I’m running a theme of pics where I’m drinking from a straw… #GPOY